Not Me Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

My kids are perfect you know! I mean, they are pastor's kids, so they have to be perfect right? They would never throw a tantrum in public or lift their skirts up at the children message. And they absolutely would never hit anyone who tried to pick them up--especially at church.

This week, Jenna's kindergarten teacher asked Jenna to tell her about a situation that happened between her and another student in class. In order to not get in trouble, Jenna absolutely did not tell her teacher that she didn't know what happened because the other kid was speaking Spanish (which he was not) and that she couldn't understand Spanish. My kid would never lie! Never! And I was not secretly proud of Jenna's quick and clever thinking when she thought up the ridiculous story about the other kid speaking Spanish! Never!

I did not totally flip out at my kids when Jenna put Abby up to peeing in the trash can yesterday. I did not put them in time out for a half hour, give them three X's right off the bat, and make them clean up the pee pee garbage can. I always keep my cool when my kids misbehave. Always.

I definitely am not happy that Abby's nose has started bleeding when she picks it. Last week, she had to miss out on her favorite activity, singing, in preschool because she picked her nose so hard and it bled. I was not happy when it happened at home, knowing that a bloody nose might be the only way she quits picking her nose:)

And I certainly do not have the strong desire to throw away every toy that has small pieces to it--like Polly Pockets. I know that my kids love playing with Polly Pockets, and I would never consider throwing their beloved toys away.

Not me!